{"id":27356,"date":"2012-12-23T18:48:51","date_gmt":"2012-12-23T22:48:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/communio.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2012\/12\/festivus-a-celebration\/"},"modified":"2012-12-23T18:48:51","modified_gmt":"2012-12-23T22:48:51","slug":"festivus-a-celebration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/communio.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2012\/12\/festivus-a-celebration\/","title":{"rendered":"Festivus, a celebration?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>\n<o:documentproperties>\n<o:template>Normal<\/o:template>\n<o:revision>0<\/o:revision>\n<o:totaltime>0<\/o:totaltime>\n<o:pages>1<\/o:pages>\n<o:words>159<\/o:words>\n<o:characters>909<\/o:characters>\n<o:company>Liturgy Traing Publ.<\/o:company>\n<o:lines>7<\/o:lines>\n<o:paragraphs>1<\/o:paragraphs>\n<o:characterswithspaces>1116<\/o:characterswithspaces>\n<o:version>10.260<\/o:version>\n<\/o:documentproperties>\n<\/xml>< ![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>\n<w:worddocument>\n<w:zoom>0<\/w:zoom>\n<w:displayhorizontaldrawinggridevery>0<\/w:displayhorizontaldrawinggridevery>\n<w:displayverticaldrawinggridevery>0<\/w:displayverticaldrawinggridevery>\n<w:usemarginsfordrawinggridorigin><\/w:usemarginsfordrawinggridorigin>\n<\/w:worddocument>\n<\/xml>< ![endif]--><br \/>\n<!--StartFragment--><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:&quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\nmso-ansi-language:EN-US\"><a href=\"https:\/\/communio.stblogs.org\/festivus1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"festivus1.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/communio.stblogs.org\/assets_c\/2012\/12\/festivus1-thumb-300x224-13454.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" class=\"mt-image-left\" style=\"float: left; margin: 0 20px 20px 0;\" \/><\/a>TODAY IS THE SOLEMNITY OF FESTIVUS! It is a Holy Day<br \/>\nof Obligation. Be sure to go to Holy Mass!!!&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:&quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\nmso-ansi-language:EN-US\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:&quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\nmso-ansi-language:EN-US\">May I be the first to wish all of<br \/>\nyou a warm and happy and healthy and prosperous <a class=\"zem_slink\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Festivus\" title=\"Festivus\" rel=\"wikipedia\" target=\"_blank\">Festivus<\/a>!<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:&quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\nmso-ansi-language:EN-US\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:&quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\nmso-ansi-language:EN-US\">My friend Basil composed what would be an opening collect:&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:&quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\nmso-ansi-language:EN-US\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<blockquote class=\"webkit-indent-blockquote\" style=\"margin: 0 0 0 40px; border: none; padding: 0px;\">\n<div><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:&quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\nmso-ansi-language:EN-US\">O Lord, you have given us the great feast of Festivus to remind us that<br \/>\ndespite sending your only begotten and eternal son to redeem mankind, your<br \/>\npeople still prove to be a HUGE disappointment to just about everyone,<br \/>\nincluding yourself I&#8217;m sure. We tell you this through our Lord Jesus Christ<br \/>\nyour son, who lives and reigns with you (because after 33 years down here, we<br \/>\nran him out of town) and the Holy Spirit, one God, forever and ever, Amen.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:&quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\nmso-ansi-language:EN-US\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:&quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\nmso-ansi-language:EN-US\">Another friend, Dominic composed following alternative:<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:&quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\nmso-ansi-language:EN-US\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<blockquote class=\"webkit-indent-blockquote\" style=\"margin: 0 0 0 40px; border: none; padding: 0px;\">\n<div><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:&quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\nmso-ansi-language:EN-US\">Having<br \/>\nreceived, O Lord, from your abundant kindness this annual memorial of Festivus,<br \/>\nwe humbly beseech you, that, mindful of the saving mission of your<br \/>\nOnly-Begotten Son for the redemption of mankind, even as we prove a<br \/>\ndisappointment to ourselves beyond due proportion, so also we do to you as<br \/>\nwell. Through the same our Lord Jesus Christ, your Son, who etc.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:&quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\nmso-ansi-language:EN-US\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:&quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\nmso-ansi-language:EN-US\">Popularized by <i>Seinfeld<\/i> in 1997,&nbsp;Festivus is a another way for some to celebrate a season. Supposedly it rejects the commercialism of the season. It was invented in 1966 and includes feats of strength. You can make a donation to the Human Fund.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:&quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\nmso-ansi-language:EN-US\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:&quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\nmso-ansi-language:EN-US\">Happy festivus.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\" style=\"margin-top:10px;height:15px\"><a class=\"zemanta-pixie-a\" href=\"http:\/\/www.zemanta.com\/?px\" title=\"Enhanced by Zemanta\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" src=\"http:\/\/img.zemanta.com\/zemified_e.png?x-id=1f2217c7-e661-4e37-b187-28166c1d7647\" alt=\"Enhanced by Zemanta\" style=\"border:none;float:right\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TODAY IS THE SOLEMNITY OF FESTIVUS! It is a Holy Day of Obligation. Be sure to go to Holy Mass!!!&nbsp; May I be the first to wish all of you a warm and happy and healthy and prosperous Festivus! My friend Basil composed what would be an opening collect:&nbsp; O Lord, you have given us &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/communio.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2012\/12\/festivus-a-celebration\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Festivus, a celebration?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[1778],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/communio.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27356"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/communio.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/communio.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/communio.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/communio.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/communio.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/communio.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/communio.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/communio.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}